An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
ilovethatfabulousboywiththesass:
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
i’m so done with this website.
IM SO DONE WITH PEOPLE COMMENTING THAT WHY IS THIS POST STILL GETTING NOTES
For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
